Description
The Giant Willie Hot Water Bottle is a real hot water bottle that happens to be moulded into a 30cm novelty penis shape — and it isn’t kidding about the “real” part. Fill it with hot water and it does exactly what a hot water bottle is meant to do, so the shape is the joke and the warmth is not. Made by Funtime Gifts, one of the best-known names in the UK novelty gift trade — the same design does turn up in other shops under other seller names, but this is the genuine Funtime Gifts item. It’s a regular pick for hen nights, stag dos, Secret Santa and any stocking filler filed under “so wrong it’s right”, and it keeps earning its place on the bed once the wrapping paper’s long gone.
Things to know:
- Fully functioning hot water bottle — not a display-only novelty; fill and use it like any standard hot water bottle
- Giant willie / penis shape, approximately 30cm in length
- Manufactured to meet the safety standards expected of hot water bottles sold in the UK
- As with any hot water bottle: fill with hot (not boiling) water, squeeze out excess air before sealing, and check it for splits or wear before each use
- Popular novelty gift for hen parties, stag dos, and cheeky Christmas or birthday presents
- Brand: Funtime Gifts
In the box: 1x Giant Willie Hot Water Bottle (30cm).
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the Giant Willie Hot Water Bottle an actual hot water bottle, or just a joke item that looks the part?
The Giant Willie Hot Water Bottle is a real, fully-functioning hot water bottle — fill it with hot water and it holds heat the same way a standard one does, the penis shape doesn’t change how it works.
How big is the Giant Willie Hot Water Bottle?
The Giant Willie Hot Water Bottle measures approximately 30cm in length.
How do I fill and look after the Giant Willie Hot Water Bottle safely?
The Giant Willie Hot Water Bottle should be filled with hot, not boiling, water, with excess air squeezed out before sealing, and checked for splits or wear before each use — the same routine as any standard hot water bottle.
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