Description
Wanky Hankies! from Funtime Gifts do exactly what the packaging promises and nothing more: seven oversized novelty paper tissues, each one printed with a different illustrated woman. No hidden feature, no clever mechanism, no batteries required. It’s a pack of tissues with a joke printed on it, and that’s the entire pitch — which is precisely why it works as a stag-do goodie-bag filler, a desk-drawer surprise, or the thing someone unwraps last at a Secret Santa and immediately regrets opening in front of their in-laws.
The scale is the detail that saves this from being a throwaway novelty. Each sheet measures 33cm x 33cm, so the pack behaves like an actual box of tissues rather than a single gag card stapled to a shelf display. Seven designs, seven different women, and — per the pack — no two repeat.
Things to know:
- Material: Paper — single-use tissues, not washable or reusable.
- Tissue size: 33cm x 33cm per sheet.
- Designs: 7 tissues in the pack, each featuring a different illustrated woman — no two designs repeat.
- Brand: Funtime Gifts.
- What it is: A novelty/gag gift item — a printed paper tissue pack for laughs, not a sex toy and not intended for use during intimate activity.
In the box:
- 1 x pack of 7 Wanky Hankies novelty tissues (33cm x 33cm each)
Frequently Asked Questions
What are Wanky Hankies made from?
Wanky Hankies are made from paper. They’re single-use novelty tissues, not designed to be washed, reused, or treated as anything sturdier than the joke they’re printed with.
How many designs come in a pack of Wanky Hankies?
Wanky Hankies come as a pack of seven tissues, each printed with a different illustrated woman, and the pack is built so no two designs repeat.
Are Wanky Hankies meant to be used during sex?
Wanky Hankies are a novelty gag gift, not a sex toy, and they’re not intended for use during intimate activity. Each sheet is printed paper made for a laugh at a stag do or a gift exchange, nothing more.
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